

- me when I wake up: why
- me trying to find something to wear: why
- me looking in the mirror: why
- me walking into school: why
- me having to engage in social contact: why





My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.

last day of school
- other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
- me: adios bitchachos



